The other morning while we were taking a little stroll, Dash and I had our first real argument, spat, disagreement if you will. Does this really count as a "first"?
Here's what happened, as we were walking along, Dash spied something in the grass and...
Dash pointing and flapping (his sign for bird): Dare, dare!
Me: Hmm... bird over there? I'm not sure.
Dash pointing and flapping: Dare, dare!
Me: I don't think so Dashy...
Dash pointing... : Up!
Me: I think it...
Dash pointing... : Down!
Me: You think the bird fell down?
Dash: Uuuuuup! Doooown!
Me: I don't think it's a bird.
Dash: Dare! Dare!
Me: I think it's a garbage bag.
Dash flapping: Uuuuup! Dooown!!
Me: No, it's definitely a garbage bag.
Dash flapping and pointing impatiently: DARE!!
Me: Take a closer look. It's a piece of a garbage bag.
Dash takes a step toward the object in question.
Me: You see, garbage bag.
Dash: Yeaaaah. (and signs for garbage truck.) Boom. (that's the dumpster being dumped.)
Dash (signs garbage truck again): Up. Boom.
Me: I understand why you thought it was a bird though.
Dash (smiling ear to ear): Yeaaaah. Boom.
Take a look for yourself....
...you can see where the kid was coming from, right?